Legend In My Spare Time

Episode NinepointFive: "Generation Legend"

Due to technical difficulties this is the same episode we attempted to release last week. Well, the problems have been fixed so here we go again.. In a legendary crossover episode two protagonists from two different universes collide. Jay V Gravy from GenerationILL  and Matt Mothafucking Lees get up to no good in a desperate attempt to regain their awesome social status as they are each missing a co-host. They waste time talking about something they can’t talk about until we introduce a “Legend In Training”. Things just got a little more sexy as Damn Davies makes his debut in the MattCave. They talk about the shave or no shave debate, the dude who’ll do anyone (anytime), and Damn Davies practically forces Matt to tell a story about a douche bag. Such a douche bag. There’s even an impromptu theme song! And don’t forget the impromptu game show! Also available on iTunes! legendinmysparetimepodcast.podbean.com legendinmypodcast@gmail.com generationill.podbean.com generationillpodcast@gmail.com

Episode Nine: "Well.. look who it is"

This week you're all in for a surprise! Like Leno plans to kick Conan out the door, Dave "Rage" Kaye must have heard the rumblings about the search for a new Co-host because he's back out of the woodwork.. He's back unannounced just like herpies.. And he's brought a friend.. In a slight repeat from what became the "Lost Legend Tapes", the three best friends that anyone could have spend some time talking about where the hell someone has been, Ignore the holidays, Matt doesn't tell a story about how he got in trouble at work, they out another local Pod-Host for doing something that is unacceptable and basically ramble on in an episode that saw them clear 10 tall boys.. It's probably going to get out of hand. legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Also available on iTunes.. Tell your friends!

Episode Eight: "Insert witty episode title here"

"Back once again It's the incredible.." This week after a long and unacceptable break, Mr. Lees is back with a special hand from a special guest. With Mr. Rage missing in action, the hunt for a more permanent co-host is on. This time around, Mr. Hawkins is in the house.. All the way from Mars Needs Podcasts he's here to pass the time with talks about writing, performing, music, wrestling and even that English dude who wrote all those plays no one understands. Stay tuned, you love it. If you're interested in perhaps joining the ranks of the podcasting world as a co-host, then email us and let us know why YOU should join the greatest podcast ever recorded... legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Also available on iTunes.. Tell your friends!

Episode Seven: "I Fucked Up, I'm Sorry God"

This week while Dave... fuck it, Dave's a busy boy. Christmas is a busy time for giving blowjobs in alleys for $20. He did however clear his mouth long enough to record a greeting to some of his most beloved people.. YOU! He meant every word, even if he is completely smashed. That being said, live from Kirk country this week once again Weller steps in to fill the void left my "Rage" and he's got a plan..He may have solved all of Matt's financial problems for good by making him the biggest rock star in history.. Just a few details to iron out.. Also check out the newest member of our family; GenerationILL.. The second coolest podcast to come out of K-Town, Ontario. generationill.podbean.com

Episode Six: "Tonight's Top Ten List Brought To You By..."

This week partly due to technical difficulities and partly due to Dave once again vanishing like a lady of the night Matt brings you an exclusive episode originally planned for a future special with special guest host Weller from Misinformation. They got together live in the Mattcave (I swear) to discuss the Top 10 Most Over rated bands in History. Matt is totally correct with every single choice on his list and Weller gets some of them right. They share their humble, well researched opinions of each band on the list until Matt's equipment decided to die on him, leading to a conversation with Weller talking to himself. Wierdo.

Episode Five: "Night Of The Round Table"

This week, with Dave still probably dead in a ditch.. Matt is honoured to welcome some special guests.. Being none other than the members of his very own Matt Lees Band. Live from the studio while taking a break from recording their debut album the boys talk candidly about their taste in music, the world and each other. They share the mythology of meeting each other, someone has gas, someone is drunk and someone gets a little upset. They even end the episode with a special live performance of a song from the upcoming album like you've never heard, and will probably never hear again.

Episode Four: "The Great Canadian Gay-Off"

This week in an extended edition the boys return (late) to fill the listeners in on where to get the greatest cup of coffee known to man, Dave almost tells us a story about a threesome or two, and they break down the adventure that became the legend of "The Great Canadian Gay-Off" *Not that there's anything wrong with that*. Then Dave takes it to a gross place with a story about a jar of spunk.. literally. Oh, and he also decided to rip on The Beatles again and is probably dead in a ditch someplace at the hands of an angry, angry Matt Lees.

Episode Three: "I had to disassemble the VCR to get my vomit out of it"

This week the boys are back with yet another polite, politically correct adventure. Dave shares his story of the "worst birthday ever" including some unexpected VCR repair work and a missing car. The boys also share their mutual love for members of the police department and a musical group that some consider the second greatest band ever. They even take a shot at the C.R.T.C (Canadian Radio and Television Commision) in a conversation that will probably result in the podcast being cancelled

Episode Two: "You cant really sing and play in a Darth Vader helmet"

This week in their sophomore offering the boys issue a sarcastic apology. They share another "road story" like only an independent musician could. They each get angry and Dave takes another shot at Snowboarders. A discussion about the greatest band in the world is brought up, and for the first time in history Matt is disappointed in Dave. This could be the end folks!

Episode One: "I love the shit out of an accordion"

This week in their debut episode Matt and Dave introduce themselves and their twisted world views to the magical world of the interweb. They discuss their lives as independent musicians sharing various road stories and even manage to alienate the entire Canadian population.