Legend In My Spare Time

Episode Eighteen: "Is He Cooler Than Me?"

This week The Reverend and Mr. Lees welcome another fabled guest to the MattCave and it doesn't take long for the "Danigma" to get comfortable. They share a past experience in which Dan promised to end Matt's life due to an innapropriately timed message board post. The Rev reveals a dark non secret about the "other" Waterloo. Matt complains about piece on junk mail that has his head in a mess. They act like grumpy old men for a few minutes before moving on to chicken wings, curry, and cold beer. There's a first time for everything and the Reverend comes to Mr. Lees and "Brown Thunder" for advice before they close with a story about the time that Dan had to come to the rescue of Mr. Lees. Available at; iTunes, legendinmypodcast.blogspot.com

Episode Seventeen: "My dad sold Burton Cummings wall paper in the 60's"

This Week the boys keep a promise by bringing in a local random from the music scene, problem is he called in sick. The Matt sign filled the sky and the call was answered. Our resident author of extended edition erotica and pure Dutchman Tim  Van Boss is in the house and that means that things naturally turn to Bullet Belt and black belts. They discuss a potential fundraising event featuring a fight between a big dumbo and a little Dutch guy.. Matt may get to play Vince McMahon on this one. They move on to complain about terrible customer service and a very uncomfortable moment for Matt before we hear about Old Man Davies and his run in with Burton Cummings in a 1960's Winnipeg. The sermon is back and the Reverend is just trying to help the ugly people. Then,  like true gentlemen and discuss disgusting sex moves.   legendinmypodcast.blogspot.com legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Also available on iTunes!

Episode Sixteen: "Vince and the Vaughns"

This week the boys are feeling their age in a relaxed, coffee driven episode. They talk about awkward visits to the doctors office and any conversation about rashes naturally leads to our missing hero A.K. The Rev decides he wants to enter the MMA fights taking place on a native reserve and Matt tries to talk him out of it as quickly as possible, preferring the softer pre-determined style of fighting. Matt is once again called out for his actions as "Knewrawtick", an official member of the Legend crew joins the episode briefly to put Matt in his place. We are introduced to the wonder that are "Aggies". As they wind up the boys are off for a pint at the local haunt with promises of meeting a random guest for next week.... Legendinmypodcast.blogspot.com Legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Available on iTunes! myspace.com/knewrawtick

Episode Fifteen: "I Just Can't Wait To Get My Pussy Back On Tuesday"

This week the legend in his own mind and the man of the cloth are back with a tribute to the greatest rapper of all time as Matt provides a brief music history lesson. They harass an employee who didn't show up for work and find out how Jay V Gravy shattered his collarbone before sharingstories of various pranks they've masterminded and playing every one's favorite game "Am I An Asshole?" Matt defends himself and his love for professional wrestling and the Revrend offers advice to anyone who's looking to get some revenge. Matt also shares the best. quote. ever.   Legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Legendinmypodcast.blogspot.com Also available on iTunes!

Episode Fourteen: "It Smells A Lot Less Like Herpies In Here"

This week the Rev and Mr. Lees start with a middle finger salute to their American Pod-Counterparts before moving onto an apology.. Then they apologize for the apology and promise to never apologize again. They open the mail bag where they think they're mocked by  a listener before playing everyone's favourite game "Am I An Asshole?". The independent music scene is brought up as the Rev shares tales from "Sally Chancer"s  wild weekend and we hear how Matt saw A.K's youknowwhat. legendinmypodcast@gmail.com legendinmypodcast.blogspot.com Also available on iTunes!

Episode Thirteen; "Those Southern Ladies Are Busty"

This week Mr Lees, The Reverend and A.K start with an argument about music that forces Matt to pull rank. They move on to open the mail bag for stories about an Okie from Muskogee.. And Black Belts and Bullet Belts when they read the longest.email.ever.  After the coma of an email is finished they move on to stand up and be counted. A call to arms has been made with a shot taken at the proud Canadians and the good guys don't disappoint. With WrestleMania 26 on the horizon could this lead to a lethal tag team battle between the Legend Hero's and the Bald Knights from the other Waterloo?  Despite a promise to stay under an hour they ramble on and introduce a new game before coming to a close.. We blame Weller. Available on iTunes Legendinmypodcast.blogspot.com Legendinmypodcast@gmail.com

Episode Twelve; "I Cum On My Own Schedule"

This week The Reverend and Mr. Lees welcome their newest associate Andy Kennedy back into the world of the Matt-Cave. They start with an open apology to anyone that may have been previously offended by Cindy and her actions before briefly mentioning the Winter Olympics and why Matt has never been more proud to live in Canada. The stream of conversation then flows from Care Bears and Smurfs to the KKK, David Duke and John Mayer. There's even mention of Nazi Zombies! Where else but right here? Then in closing Matt loses his cool and gets angry while discussing the independent music business.. It was inevitable folks. Legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Also available on iTunes!

Episode Eleven: Part ii; "The Raving Turkey Rapist"

Part ii: "The Raving Turkey Rapist" Be sure to grab part i from iTunes! This week is the much demanded conclusion to "A Bucket Full Of Scrotum's" we start with an adult decision. This show is intended to entertain ourselves and our listeners and after listening to the remainder of our conversations with the unsuspecting Middle Eastern we've decided to remove them from the podcast. We may hear from Cindy again, but no more attacks on unsuspecting victims, even if they're creepy. Sometimes we go too far, what can you do? There's also an exclusive cut from The MattLees Band; as a gift to you our loyal listener. Damn Davies tells a disgusting story about turkey and you'll never look at a Butterball the same way.  The sermon gets personal, and Mr. Kennedy tells the tale of the time he found Peter where he expected to find Mary.. If you know what I mean. Poor guy. Legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Also available on iTunes! generationill.podbean.com

Episode Eleven: Part i; "A Bucket Full Of Scrotums"

This week we welcome multiple special guests to the MattCave and this leads to a double whammy for you! . The Reverend Damn Davies has promised to drag along his partner in crime from "Sally Chancer" Andy (Joey) Kennedy but is running late so Jay V Gravy from GenerationILL steps into the hot seat in the meantime.  Matt complains about a recent sporting events Canadian advertising and once again says something outlandish. They pass the time discussing Kijiji.com, A website with seemingly limitless possibilities that promise a potentially entertaining outcome. Mr. Kennedy requests help from you, the listener in an item he's desperate to find for purchase online. We are proud to introduce "Cindy", a working girl who is just looking to meet the right guy and Milad, a middle eastern who is just looking for a good time but just when the story is getting good we pull the oldest trick in the book with a  "To Be Continued". But fear not dear listener, the conclusion is now available on iTunes! Legendinmysparetimepodcast.podbean.com Generationillpodcast.podbean.com Legendinmypodcast@gmail.com Be sure to download part two! Also available on iTunes!

Episode Ten: "Nooone On The Corner Has Swagga Like Us"

This week, as Dave Kaye is recovering from the surgery required to remove the squirrel from his ass.. it's the full debut for our new full time co-host the Reverend Damn Davies. They start out on a high note by discussing hand drawn (or iPhone drawn) cocks and move into both of the holy trilogies until the conversation turns to the world of professional wrestling as Matt tries to convince Damn Davies to enter the professional world with Matt "Mother Fuckin'" Lees as his manager. "You'll be champ in one year.. I guarantee it!" They make a crank call to Jay V Gravy's voice mail and complain about him until he actually calls them back and tries to defend himself. The Reverend holds a sermon for our number one fan Mr. Gross and hopes to relinquish him of his "Rage" withdrawal. Remember folks, "Keep it tight for the Legend crew!" legendinmypodcast@gmail.com legendinmysparetimepodcast.podbean.com Also available on iTunes!