Legend In My Sparetime

The twisted world of Matt Lees and his bff “Just” Jon and their cast of super friends. You’ll never know what to expect from the Sparetime Legends Podcast Network.

February 27th, 2010    

Episode Thirteen; “Those Southern Ladies Are Busty”

This week Mr Lees, The Reverend and A.K start with an argument about music that forces Matt to pull rank. They move on to open the mail bag for stories about an Okie from Muskogee.. And Black Belts and Bullet Belts when they read the longest.email.ever.  After the coma of an email is finished they move on to stand up and be counted. A call to arms has been made with a shot taken at the proud Canadians and the good guys don't disappoint. With WrestleMania 26 on the horizon could this lead to a lethal tag team battle between the Legend Hero's and the Bald Knights from the other Waterloo?  Despite a promise to stay under an hour they ramble on and introduce a new game before coming to a close.. We blame Weller.

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February 18th, 2010    

Episode Twelve; “I Cum On My Own Schedule”

This week The Reverend and Mr. Lees welcome their newest associate Andy Kennedy back into the world of the Matt-Cave. They start with an open apology to anyone that may have been previously offended by Cindy and her actions before briefly mentioning the Winter Olympics and why Matt has never been more proud to live in Canada. The stream of conversation then flows from Care Bears and Smurfs to the KKK, David Duke and John Mayer. There's even mention of Nazi Zombies! Where else but right here? Then in closing Matt loses his cool and gets angry while discussing the independent music business.. It was inevitable folks.

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February 13th, 2010    

Episode Eleven: Part ii; “The Raving Turkey Rapist”

Part ii: "The Raving Turkey Rapist" Be sure to grab part i from iTunes!

This week is the much demanded conclusion to "A Bucket Full Of Scrotum's" we start with an adult decision. This show is intended to entertain ourselves and our listeners and after listening to the remainder of our conversations with the unsuspecting Middle Eastern we've decided to remove them from the podcast. We may hear from Cindy again, but no more attacks on unsuspecting victims, even if they're creepy. Sometimes we go too far, what can you do? There's also an exclusive cut from The MattLees Band; as a gift to you our loyal listener. Damn Davies tells a disgusting story about turkey and you'll never look at a Butterball the same way.  The sermon gets personal, and Mr. Kennedy tells the tale of the time he found Peter where he expected to find Mary.. If you know what I mean. Poor guy.

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February 10th, 2010    

Episode Eleven: Part i; “A Bucket Full Of Scrotums”

This week we welcome multiple special guests to the MattCave and this leads to a double whammy for you! . The Reverend Damn Davies has promised to drag along his partner in crime from "Sally Chancer" Andy (Joey) Kennedy but is running late so Jay V Gravy from GenerationILL steps into the hot seat in the meantime.  Matt complains about a recent sporting events Canadian advertising and once again says something outlandish. They pass the time discussing Kijiji.com, A website with seemingly limitless possibilities that promise a potentially entertaining outcome. Mr. Kennedy requests help from you, the listener in an item he's desperate to find for purchase online. We are proud to introduce "Cindy", a working girl who is just looking to meet the right guy and Milad, a middle eastern who is just looking for a good time but just when the story is getting good we pull the oldest trick in the book with a  "To Be Continued". But fear not dear listener, the conclusion is now available on iTunes!

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February 7th, 2010    

Episode Ten: “Nooone On The Corner Has Swagga Like Us”

This week, as Dave Kaye is recovering from the surgery required to remove the squirrel from his ass.. it's the full debut for our new full time co-host the Reverend Damn Davies. They start out on a high note by discussing hand drawn (or iPhone drawn) cocks and move into both of the holy trilogies until the conversation turns to the world of professional wrestling as Matt tries to convince Damn Davies to enter the professional world with Matt "Mother Fuckin'" Lees as his manager. "You'll be champ in one year.. I guarantee it!" They make a crank call to Jay V Gravy's voice mail and complain about him until he actually calls them back and tries to defend himself. The Reverend holds a sermon for our number one fan Mr. Gross and hopes to relinquish him of his "Rage" withdrawal. Remember folks, "Keep it tight for the Legend crew!"

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February 5th, 2010    

Episode NinepointFive: “Generation Legend”

Due to technical difficulties this is the same episode we attempted to release last week. Well, the problems have been fixed so here we go again..

In a legendary crossover episode two protagonists from two different universes collide. Jay V Gravy from GenerationILL  and Matt Mothafucking Lees get up to no good in a desperate attempt to regain their awesome social status as they are each missing a co-host. They waste time talking about something they can’t talk about until we introduce a “Legend In Training”. Things just got a little more sexy as Damn Davies makes his debut in the MattCave. They talk about the shave or no shave debate, the dude who’ll do anyone (anytime), and Damn Davies practically forces Matt to tell a story about a douche bag. Such a douche bag.

There’s even an impromptu theme song!

And don’t forget the impromptu game show!

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